Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
We've got a Bearded Surprise for You!
Don't worry, beardies, it's coming soon,
It's no box of chocolates or bunch of balloons.
It's hairy and fierce, some striped or spotted,
Some come with names that are not soon forgotten.
These forms for your chest will make your beard sing,
And have you feeling like a hot, wild thing.
Some beards are red, blonde, brown, black, it's true,
But these beards will bring the beast out of you. ;)>