Friday, February 24, 2012

More of Sean Connery than You've Probably Seen Before.

We don't know what's going on in this picture. But, beardies, we like it. Or, at least, we think we do.

Anything that orange has to be amazing.

Be back soon, we're hunting Amazon for those boots. They'd look killer with Pirate Beard.

Until then, have a beardiful weekend. Shtay classhy. ;)>

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Hump Day: Crimes of Passion

It's Hump Day! Beards of the world rejoice!

Enjoy. Now grow on your way. :)>

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Steps to Growing a Great Beard: One for the Walls

 Good day, your beardnesses!

You're looking particularly dashing today. That scruff really brings out the mischievous twinkle in your eyes. I'll bet you're thinking to yourself, "Goodness me, I sure have been on the hunt for the perfect beard-related wall hanging to visually compliment my mighty beard. One, in fact, that may tell others just how to grow such a beard almost as splendiferous as my own."

Well, we've been thinking just the same thing, o bearded ones. Our beardy senses have been all a-tingle over it. Behold: Steps to growing a great beard -

This scruffy gem was designed by Matthew Novak, and if you have an uncontrollable urge to own it, here's the link to his work!

 Forever yours in heart and beard! :)>

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Beard Mine, Valentine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
We've got a Bearded Surprise for You!

Don't worry, beardies, it's coming soon,
It's no box of chocolates or bunch of balloons.

It's hairy and fierce, some striped or spotted,
Some come with names that are not soon forgotten.

These forms for your chest will make your beard sing,
And have you feeling like a hot, wild thing.

Some beards are red, blonde, brown, black, it's true,
But these beards will bring the beast out of you. ;)>

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Bearded Faces Make Warm Faces

The beard: the most effective form of facial protection against the elements. We've known this for generations. Vikings had full, strong beards to guard against the icy sea winds. Arabians had majestic beards to protect their noble chins from sun and sand burn. Beards are still saving us today, keeping our lips from chapping and our skin from flaking.

For any of you unfortunate enough to be beardless, here is your chance to feel the hairy power grown down the ages on your very cheeks. The brainchild of Jeff Phillips, Canadian born winter-enthusiast, the Beardo bearded beanie was created to keep your head and face warm under the coldest conditions without making you look like a bank robber, and we think it's pretty freakin' amazing. :)>

They come in a variety of colors for all shades of the bearded spectrum.

It's the middle of February, beardmisters; give your beard a beard of its own to stay toasty. Show it that you love it with an Eye Heart Beard shirt. Take pride in your bearded life, it's your fluffy Valentine. ;)>

Stay bearded out there! :)>

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Ever Wake Up with Morning Beard?

Rise and shine, beards of the world.

Morning is here. You stumble out of bed with, yup, you guessed it, morning beard. Those luscious chin locks are askew every which way, spraying from all sides of your face like a poodle with a power washer. Waking up is hard to do.

Don't worry, guys, it happens to all us beards every once in a while. There's no shame in starting the day looking like a pack of spider monkeys has been running across your face all night. Not all of us can be Sleeping Beardy. But you're welcome to look at one. ;)>

If you're looking for something to wake up in to enhance your bearded beauty, our Bearded Lady Tee is just what you need. Guaranteed to make you look like Chris Evans*, this gorgeous shirt tucks your beard into bed with the greatest care. That sun hat looks pretty great in the light of day too, you bearded wonders, so don't be afraid to sport it for more than sleepwear! :)>

Stay beardiful! :D>

*Bearded Lady Tee is not actually guaranteed to make you look like Chris Evans, unless you are already Chris Evans. If you are Chris Evans, nice beard, bro.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Don't Shave, You Knave!

Hey beard growers, we hope Movember is get hairy for ya! :D> No crazy updates today, folks. Just lettin' you all know that our Don't Shave Beard Tees are still on sale in honor of this month! Today we'll be updating our website and working on a new line of beard tees for you guys. There's no such thing as too much beard. ;)>

Keep on growin' on! :)>