However, if you're looking for something more iconic to strut your stuff in this spooktacular season, let us make some very well thought out suggestions. ;)>
Are you a bright and shining representation of the human race? Gregarious? Lively? Do you LOVE to shout? Then this is the costume for you.
Put it together: Powder blue oxford shirt, khaki pants, an ear-to-ear smile, and a well-groomed black beard.
Optional: A bottle of Oxi-clean.
Put it together: Plaid flannel shirt, tool belt, various tools, jeans, and a rugged beard.
Put it together: dirty t-shirt, unkempt robe, boxer shorts, sandals, and going a week without showering or grooming of any kind.
Optional: A rug that really ties the room together.
Put it together: A lovely three piece suit, (depending on your heft, a few pillows or a fat suit), snazzy shoes, and a voice like a booming angel.
Optional: Singing lessons from Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson. Yes, that's a real thing.
Put it together: denim vest, leather holsters, body oil, fists of fury, pants, and, most importantly, a legendary look in your eye.
Optional: a rehearsed catalog of Chuck Norris jokes - think how much more awesome you'll look once someone has talked about how there used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but they changed it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Put it together: sunglasses, t-shirt, shorts, roll out of bed 5 minutes before you head out for the evening, and a quirky yet lovable air about you.
Optional: baby, harness, baby sunglasses.
Zach Galifianakis Plus
Put it together: all of the original Galifianakis necessities, doll parts, and Fruit Loops.
There you go! If you can't find something in those amazing options we've just given you, just go as our favorite: The Beard Face Fan. Head to thebeardface.com and pick up Pirate Beard or Mystery Beard and your friends will be ripe with envy.
Until next time, you meddling beards! :)>