Tim Cook is the most POWERFUL GAY MAN IN THE WORLD.
We applaud him here at The Beard Face, and to celebrate his rise to power, we're having a sale on our iPad cases. It seemed like the most obvious way to rejoice, aside from throwing our hands up in the air sometimes and saying "AYO!" Beard your bellies with our shirts, and beard your iPads with our cases! You wouldn't want to go unprotected now, would you? We didn't think so. ;)>
Although Mr. Cook is the most powerful gay man in the world, he seems to be missing something that Steve Jobs had in plenty. Observe:
|Steve: "Tim, where's your beard?"|
Look at Steve Jobs. Then look back at me. Then back at The Jobs. Then back at me. He has a beard. The beard Tim Cook wishes he had. Nay, WILL have.
It's inevitable that all powerful men end up with a beard. You know this and we know this. That is why we celebrate the beard the way we do. Let's help Mr. Cook out, shall we?
iPerfection. Bearded with Power.
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