Apple, iPads, and Beards, Oh My!

 Well, beardites, Apple's new CEO has been announced. The world is a-changin'. What does this matter to you, dear beardlings?

Tim Cook is the most POWERFUL GAY MAN IN THE WORLD.

We applaud him here at The Beard Face, and to celebrate his rise to power, we're having a sale on our iPad cases. It seemed like the most obvious way to rejoice, aside from throwing our hands up in the air sometimes and saying "AYO!" Beard your bellies with our shirts, and beard your iPads with our cases! You wouldn't want to go unprotected now, would you? We didn't think so. ;)>

Although Mr. Cook is the most powerful gay man in the world, he seems to be missing something that Steve Jobs had in plenty. Observe:

Steve: "Tim, where's your beard?"

Look at Steve Jobs. Then look back at me. Then back at The Jobs. Then back at me. He has a beard. The beard Tim Cook wishes he had. Nay, WILL have.

It's inevitable that all powerful men end up with a beard. You know this and we know this. That is why we celebrate the beard the way we do. Let's help Mr. Cook out, shall we?

 

iPerfection. Bearded with Power.

For those of you interested in the original article, click here:
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/business/the-worlds-most-powerful-gay-man-tim-cook/story-fn7j19iv-1226122000908

Cowboy Sale!

It's summer. Time for a sunshine sale, everybeardy!

Alright now, Hoss. We're gonna go full-blown American summer on you. No, not scary-movie-where-all-the-dumb-teenagers-die sort of American summer, we're taking you back to when men were MEN and beards were BEARDS.

Cowboys, people. They could grow them like the best of 'em. So our Cowboy Beard T-Shirts are only $15.99 from August 3rd through August 10th! YEE-HAW! You can even get free shipping on all your orders above $30 with the coupon code FREESHIPP11 until August 15th! Why not pick up a shirt for your favorite friend too? Everyone needs a little more beard in their life. ;)>

To take a moment to toot our beard-horn, we just want to let you know that we're bringing you the best cattle, er, clothing that's possible. You couldn't ask for a better price for high quality t-shirts of this caliber. We only give you the best for all of your rodeo riding needs, trust us. These bad boys won't wear out for miles and miles.

You know you want to feel the wind in your fuzzy face, and the bearded shirt on your back. Rope one of these little doggies today! :D>

Ringer Tee Sale!

Hello, you bearded masses, you! Hello to you unbearded masses too! ;)> We here at The Beard Face know all of you have been waiting in eager anticipation for this day. You may have not even known you've been waiting. But your beard has been, trust us.

Ringer Tees are on sale, and you can bet your beard they're just waiting to look fantastic on you.

We're talking ALL Ringer Tees, folks: get your groove on with "DJ Beard", show some class with "Gentleman's Beard", or flash some bearded love with our classic "Eye Heart Beard" design.


The sale lasts from July 6th to July 20th, so snag a few for all of the beards in your life. :)>