Apple, iPads, and Beards, Oh My!

 Well, beardites, Apple's new CEO has been announced. The world is a-changin'. What does this matter to you, dear beardlings?

Tim Cook is the most POWERFUL GAY MAN IN THE WORLD.

We applaud him here at The Beard Face, and to celebrate his rise to power, we're having a sale on our iPad cases. It seemed like the most obvious way to rejoice, aside from throwing our hands up in the air sometimes and saying "AYO!" Beard your bellies with our shirts, and beard your iPads with our cases! You wouldn't want to go unprotected now, would you? We didn't think so. ;)>

Although Mr. Cook is the most powerful gay man in the world, he seems to be missing something that Steve Jobs had in plenty. Observe:

Steve: "Tim, where's your beard?"

Look at Steve Jobs. Then look back at me. Then back at The Jobs. Then back at me. He has a beard. The beard Tim Cook wishes he had. Nay, WILL have.

It's inevitable that all powerful men end up with a beard. You know this and we know this. That is why we celebrate the beard the way we do. Let's help Mr. Cook out, shall we?

 

iPerfection. Bearded with Power.

For those of you interested in the original article, click here:
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/business/the-worlds-most-powerful-gay-man-tim-cook/story-fn7j19iv-1226122000908

Winner, Winner, T-shirt Dinner!

Okay, it's a little after dinner, we admit, but there were so many great beards to comb through we were having a hard time deciding! In fact, we ended up with a tie, everybeardy, so TWO free t-shirts will be given this night!


David and Michele, you are the BeardMasters of our contest!


David sent us too much to ignore, not that we would have been able to with this FANTASTIC montage:

We also thought that it'd be nice to give him a shirt so he has one to wear. Heaven help all you poor, shirtless beardmen with your furry, furry chests that quavering fingers barely dare to explore. That's why we exist. To fill this horrible void in your life. Not that we mind what's underneath our stylish apparel. No, not at all. ;)>

Michele sent us a photo that is both artistic and full of not only a very full and bodacious beard, but with corn dog. Glorious, glorious corn dog. Yes, Michele, the corn dog did earn you extra credit, you BeardMaster, you, and those purdy lights in the background didn't hurt your chances either. :D>

Now, David and Michele might have won the tees this evening, but we had too many sweet beards sent to us to stop there. We're not misers here, we tell ya! As is true with our beloved beards, the more the merrier! :)>

So, we have two runners up who will be receiving some rather fashionable pins. We know, we know, we're so generous. :)>

Justin sent us some AMAZING pics, and this one was definitely our favorite!

Just look at that face! What beard wouldn't be proud to wear that magnificent face?!

Michael was our second runner up with, undoubtedly, the burliest beard out of all the beards sent in to us!

He did it his way, and we are more than fine with that. We have an idea that his way is probably our way too, judging by those ravishing locks on his chin! :D>

Last, but certainly not least, we have some honorable mentions for you guys that we just couldn't pass up. All manly. All pictacular. All beard. They don't get anything but our mad, mad respect. Hopefully, my friends, that is enough. :)>

Rob was our Sexiest Beard. You filthy manimal, you. Don't ever let him shave you. 

We're talking to the beard, of course. ;)>

Sean was our Ginger Beard. So radiant. So bright. So BEAUTIFUL. 

The more ginger beards we have in this world, the better. You're helping us, Sean. One beard at a time. :)>

Michael was our Silver Fox. Our gentleman of fortune. What is he doing out on that lovely city street? We don't know, but we really want to find out.

There's so much warm wisdom brimming from that well-groomed salt and pepper chin, he is like a long lost Jedi-faced master that decided to wear a tie. What a fine complement to his beard, it is! :)>o<>

Thank you so much to everyone that participated in our BeardBattle! Every single one of you has a great muzzle full of bristle. We couldn't be prouder if we tried. Just because your mug isn't here surely doesn't mean we didn't like it, we just couldn't choose all of you. Remember, if you'd REALLY like a shirt, we have a website that sells that stuff. Seriously, it's up 24/7 and has a beardload of shirts on it. :D>

To all of you winners and runners up, we'll be contacting you shortly to ask you which t-shirt you want (or the pins we have for you) and how to get it (them) to you!

Until next time, stay beardiful! ;D>

So Many Pictures, So Little Time!

Me oh my! The beards are fly! :)>


Last week we made a call for entries for all you bearded to send us glorious pictures of your mugs, and, boy, did you! We've gotten a ton of fantastic beards to choose from, and it's going to be hard to pick, let me tell you.

To be fair, we're making one last call for entries for all of you who have been thinking about sending in a picture and haven't gotten around to it yet. You know who you are. It's probably one of the reasons you have such a wonderful beard in the first place: "Meh, I'll shave tomorrow." It's a sentiment we encourage for beardly reasons. ;)>


So, entries are open until 6:01 p.m., beardies. 6:01, folks. We're giving you that extra minute, even. We know, we know, you love us.

Send your entries to thebeardfacespeaks@gmail.com and enter the Battle of the Beards for a free Beard Face tee! :D>

Me Oh My! A Free Tee?

Beard Lovers of the world unite!

Alright everybeardy, we have a challenge for you this week! We want to see your beards.

Is it full? Thin? Uniquely trimmed? Goatee? Rainbow colored? Snap a picture of it and send it to us. You could win a free t-shirt! :D>

We're looking for your manly creativity, folks, so show off your mad, mad iPhone photography skills. ;)>

The contest only lasts a week, that's August 24th, so send your fuzzy mug to us today! Email us at thebeardfacespeaks@gmail.com.

:)>

Do you like your beard half empty or half full?

Half-Beards. The best of both worlds - clean shaven and rugged lumberjack rolled into one. Is this for the brave and the bold? Or the crazed and the two-faced? Maybe they just didn't want to run out for more shaving cream. We may never know.

We'll let you decide.

Magnificent specimens, all of them. :)>

'Til next time, stay bearded. :D>

Cowboy Sale!

It's summer. Time for a sunshine sale, everybeardy!

Alright now, Hoss. We're gonna go full-blown American summer on you. No, not scary-movie-where-all-the-dumb-teenagers-die sort of American summer, we're taking you back to when men were MEN and beards were BEARDS.

Cowboys, people. They could grow them like the best of 'em. So our Cowboy Beard T-Shirts are only $15.99 from August 3rd through August 10th! YEE-HAW! You can even get free shipping on all your orders above $30 with the coupon code FREESHIPP11 until August 15th! Why not pick up a shirt for your favorite friend too? Everyone needs a little more beard in their life. ;)>

To take a moment to toot our beard-horn, we just want to let you know that we're bringing you the best cattle, er, clothing that's possible. You couldn't ask for a better price for high quality t-shirts of this caliber. We only give you the best for all of your rodeo riding needs, trust us. These bad boys won't wear out for miles and miles.

You know you want to feel the wind in your fuzzy face, and the bearded shirt on your back. Rope one of these little doggies today! :D>